Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Truth About Christopher Hitchens

The Sneaky Rabbit's intrepid research team has discovered that Christopher Hitchens, (pictured below appearing on tonight's Daily Show) looks like the frikkin' twin brother of Herbert Lom, better known as Chief Inspector Dreyfus, the villain from the Pink Panther movies. Judge for yourself:

For me, the scary thing is that between the two of them, Hitchens actually has the more intense evil-mastermind glare.

We report, you decide. Of course, you may remember that Chief Inspector Dreyfus came to a rather bad end:

In the memorable scene pictured above, Dreyfus has just blown up the United Nations with his Doomsday Machine. Hitchens, take note: it may sound like a good idea, but this was the beginning of the end for the Chief Inspector. Put down that laser.