Sunday, November 21, 2004

CNN Tonight

5:00: The Dulcet Tones of Wolf Blitzer, TV's Whitest Man
6:00: The Lou Dobbs Rabid Xenophobia Hour
7:00-9:00: I Don't Care
9:00: Larry King Makes Awkward Small Talk With A Wrinkly Rich Person To Whom Something Mildly Interesting Happened in 1983, Then Gets to the Bottom of the Mystery of How Bob Woodward's Kids Are Doing
10:00: Dizzying Tautologies With Aaron Brown

I can watch everything but the Xenophobia Hour. Honestly, Lou, what did immigrants and foreigners ever do to you?