I'd been wondering why women were fed up with the breast-feeding fascists

Would I still find this funny if I had come home completely sober? Hard to say. Headline currently listed under "Top Stories" on news.google.com:

Why women are fed up with the breast-feeding fascists

This, apparently, is a topic of major concern just this moment at scotsman.com.

"Top stories"?

You know what -- don't read the article. It won't make it any better.